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|                  |       Resilience Engineering       |                  |
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|            What We Do             |  |            Who We Are             |
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|We add 9s to your uptime. We       |  |We are experienced SREs who        |
|torture distributed systems to find|  |strongly associate reliability with|
|their holes, and work with you to  |  |a good night's rest. We have worked|
|reinforce them.                    |  |to tame a wide variety of          |
|                                   |  |production systems at internet     |
|Specialties:                       |  |scale companies, from distributed  |
|    * distributed fault injection  |  |databases to overlay networks to   |
|    * consensus systems            |  |load balancers.                    |
|    * eventual consistency         |  |                                   |
|    * gossip                       |  |Our primary tools are monitoring,  |
|    * distributed databases        |  |workload simulation, capacity      |
|    * stateful services            |  |planning and fault injection.      |
|    * CI for distributed systems   |  |                                   |
|    * capacity planning            |  |We love finding complex data loss  |
|    * performance analysis         |  |bugs, crashes and performance      |
|    * architecture review          |  |problems before you run into them  |
|    * monitoring                   |  |in production.                     |
|    * on-call training             |  |                                   |
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                      |           Contact            |                      
                      |  inquiries@sadistic.systems  |                      
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